Does it take your breath away
HELLO SADISTS.
Just don't be lifeless by spamming. :) Other then that, is ok i guess. You should know the limits. Haha.
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Your faith walks on broken glass.
HELLO SADISTS.
Just don't be lifeless by spamming. :) Other then that, is ok i guess. You should know the limits. Haha.
Your thoughts have taken their toll
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Joke(s) of the Day~No kids allowed!!!!(Dirty) :)
Tuesday, October 21, 2008 @ 4:50 PM
A short thing, it gets longer when u hold it & pass between breasts & enters into a hole. What is it? Car seat belt, u dirty mind.
Newton's 3 laws. 1.Every man has a pole, woman has a hole 2.When pole enters hole, it produces a new soul 3.When hand in motion, it produces lotion.
A girl tell her boyfriend inside cinema hall: man beside me is masturbating. Boy: Just ignore him. Girl: I cant. He is using my hand.
Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Its unfair, everytime u go in u never take us along. Only u enjoy. Penis: U think it is fun. I always end up vomiting
A kiss is a gamble, sex is a game, boys do the action, girls get the blame, they say u r pretty, they say u r fine, but 9 months later, they say its not mine.
A sad story: A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother, he put poison on mom's nipple while she was asleep. The next day their driver died!
2 men go 2 a prostitute, first comes out & says: I think my wife is better. Other: U r right, ur wife is better.
Why do girls put red lipstick on their lips? To indicate that it is a wrong hole to put in.
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