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Your thoughts have taken their toll
Just an ordinary person who is undergoing whatever stuffs that every people face, and learning from mistakes and improving attitude bit by bit. :) ; Am a procrastinator, eccentric, loves to drink, different. Dislikes false accusation, who does? ; care too much and worry too much sometimes but oh well better then doing less. :) ; Manchester United! AND Miami Heat! ; Like playing basketball, football, badminton and handball. Loves guitars, can't live without them. in a band named Neverending Incest <3. Awesome band leader i have. :) Grateful for everything that is around me. Value the friends i like alot. So adios for now.
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Joke of The Day~ back by popular demand
Sunday, November 23, 2008 @ 2:57 PM
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”.
We all looked at each other, confused, and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”
She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine? I lost it and need a new one…” She said that she didn’t know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there and looked important.
Confused, the mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. Still didn’t get it. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Yes of course, its right there.”
If you’re not sure what a 710 is, ask me and i will send the picture to you.